"Well, I went and done it, Pa."
"What'd you did, Ma?"
"I got some a that 'OCD in a Bottle,' and I done cleaned out every drawer and closet in this here house of our'n."
"Well, SWEET TOENAILS! You done did it! Shor'nuf! Lets eat off of the tile in that-thar kitchen."
"Well, aint that what it's fer, anywayz?"